Would you like your body to be better developed?
You need Growmore!
See Sister Nora and her huge biceps. "I owe it all to pious living,
strenuous worship, and Growmore"
See Mother Superior Mary Rose and her magnificent physical development.
Says the Blessed Mother "I can recommend the power of Prayer, Heavy Iron, and Growmore"
And the biggest of the huge, the extraordinary Mother Superior of the Year for 1954,
Mother Superior Mary Theresa, otherwise known as "Mountain of Sanctity"
with her 113 centimeter biceps. She is best known for her ability to save sinners with no more than a frown
and a flex of her right arm. Here you see the result of clean living, honest work, and regular Growmore.
Some of the extra benefits of Growmore include:
- Growmore could increase the life span and more with a good health
hygiene(intensive heavy workship). So here is The
Doyen of St Hilda, Great Mother Mathilda. She is 138 and she
weights again 116kg (not bad for a 'momy'), she is also a
gracious 45-19-29 (St hilda's measurement: chest, arm, legs).
In average, a sister can become a mother after 50, not
before and not automatically, and the actual Mother
superior is about 62 (the strong age for muscles). The life
length average for the nuns will be about 150 years. The
record was for Mother Adela´de at 173 in 19th century.
- Strong and longs nails and sensuous lipsthat sisters get soon (already in their novice status)
- Mother Benedict, Archivist at St Hilda Old apothecary, now
archivist. Already when she was young, she love the taste
of septadecaherbis (she left the night to rob some pieces
of herbis). With the time, She became a very good
apothecary (and a wonderfully huge woman). Now the sisters
joke with her saying the Mother Superior change this
directory because she knew her legendary overuse of herbis
and she was afraid that's she'll become more muscular than
her (but it's only a joke).
Some more nuns of St Hildas:
- Sister Ebony, cook at St Hilda's nunnery. She's very very greedy but
with the herbis effects, her fat goes directly into her
marvellous chest. So with the years, the bust's becoming so
huge that now she needs two aprons to cover her, one for
each breast (and she's still too greedy).
- There's also Sister Nursel, another great champion with huge guns and bottoms.
- And the Mother Superior assistant, certainly one of the most
pious sisters at St Hildas (more than 12 hours per day of Iron pumping-and-prayer).
- The gentle and submissive Novice Evadne, a favourite of many.
Let it be